Slipper

A sly par

Gary holds up small sausage and comments on it.

Dan: Your wife's told me about her experiences with them all the time.

Gary: Whaaa?

The lads: Ahh mate, that was a slipper.

by Jaacckk March 14, 2011

Slipper

Somebody who has been slippin' for so long that they have now slipped and become a slipper.

ME: 'Do you remember that guy...?'

YOU: 'The one who lives on benefits to fund his weed addiction?'

ME: 'Yeah, He got his girlfriend pregnant, on purpose'

YOU: 'He is a slipper!'

by Danny Tannin December 16, 2011

slippering

the art of sticking ones foot up the anus as far as it may go.

joel was such a charmer that he convinced two girls into a rousing night of slippering, thereby cleaning his floor.

by spazzy mchotpants February 15, 2005

Slipper

An older slapper. Sometimes used to refer to the mother of a slapper. An older woman, usually tartily or trashily made-up and/or dressed, who gives the impression of, or has the reputation for, being free with her sexual favours.
(Reference: Probably refers to the footwear favoured by older people, particularly. Comment / interpretation: Perhaps she has hung up her highheels / white stilletoes and now goes for easy to wear, comfortable bedroom slippers? Thus, )

Kayleigh is a right slapper, but whatd'you expect with a mum who's a slipper?

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007

Slipper

A slut and a stripper.

Yo, look at that guy, damn hes a slipper

by Geography nerd May 14, 2008

Slipper

A perfectly tapered stool that quickly and cleanly exits the sphincter leaving little to no residue.

Antonym: Sticker

Scott dropped a slipper and was back on the road in record time.

by Bidet Mate July 28, 2016

Slipper

When spoken by a Cornishman/Southwesterner, often means dirty, unkempt or smelly.

e's a slipper bugger, in'e?

by Dragys02 June 01, 2007