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Slinging dick

The act of being your own fucking self and not giving a shit about anyone else

Also doing your own thing and loving doing it
Cocksucker we slinging dick and Givin out fortune cookies
by Dugger nugger October 20, 2016
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knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.
Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.
by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009
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Slinging Brown

same as slinging pink (when a woman makes her vagina available to most men) except offering up the back door instead.
Ravaged by her divorce, Shea decided to go on a nympho-like tear, slinging brown to all takers and not stopping until her ass needed stitches.
by RobbyBobbyFoo November 17, 2009
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Slingdingbanger

The unofficial word for a U-turn or 3 point turn in Australia.
Hey babe I think we went past it ,can you pull a slingdingbanger up here and we'll go back.
by J.Bird December 21, 2021
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slinging

similar to dealing, distributing, selling of drugs
No man, I stopped slinging after I got caught by the cops.
by garberrr November 9, 2005
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slinging jelly

Basically another phrase for masturbation, except it's more fun to say. To "sling jelly" is to masturbate.
Jim: "Hey man are you busy?"

Dan: "Nah man I'm slinging jelly right now."
by Arkatron Duke Mariot December 25, 2013
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swingling

Swingling, an art form thought lost in the sands of time, was recently rediscovered alive and well on the upper East Side of NYC, thriving in the brain of The Swingler. Last practiced during the renaissance, Swingling is a delicate ballet of words that leaps to a new height with every more obscure reference. A master of Swingling is able to confound everyone in the room by making references to arcane subjects like rauchbier & bovine fistulation.
At a party last night, I swingled so hard that I discovered a link between the Assasination of Archduke Ferdinand and a Hot Carl.
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