Flaming Slong

When a man lights his penis on fire and has sex with a woman. It also frequently refers to the act of intercourse with a lit penis.

Hey do you want to go to a movie tonight? I can't, I have to get skin grafts because I gave my girlfriend the flaming slong last night.

by Gerbil Wellington September 16, 2010

Slong-sleeved shirt

A shirt in which the sleeves are too big for the individual wearing the shirt and cover the elbows - a synonym to 'shants' (shorts/pants). The word 'slong' is a conjunction of the words short and long hence slong: not to be confused with a large penis-sleeved shirt, though hilarious. Slong-sleeved shirts are usually worn by the over 40, which is generally excusable, but under this age, slong-sleeved shirts are not acceptable. Not to be confused with three-quarter shirts.

Once you spot a slong-sleeved shirt, you won't stop looking out for them.

by Slongsleevedshirts November 30, 2011

Long Slong

Teegan is one of the only females to have a huge long slong that’s comes into the room 5 minutes after she does

Damn baby you look fine as hell with that long slong

by longslonggg May 12, 2020

long slong

If you were born january you have a big slong

long slong

by jack storm October 8, 2020

long slong

Baes long/big dick

Damn bae you have a long slong

by poe.pok September 16, 2016

Slong

A massive penis

Ramsey: "Who's that?"
Richard: "Thats Amit."
Ramsey: "Oh, the one with the slong!"

by i<3amit February 7, 2010

perpin' the slong

Term used when a male perpetrates having a well-endowed penis, when in fact, to his partner's surprise is actually the opposite of large. In this case, see peter petweeter.

Brad's perpin' the slong. He's really only two inches.

by geniusH August 6, 2006