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California slingshot

Using the shoulder of a five lane freeway to pass a slow moving car in the left hand lane. Often this move is made by a douche bag that is driving a late model European coupe or sedan.
Son (sitting shotgun): Wow Dad! Look at that BMW pass that car up ahead.

Father (driving): Don't ever do that shit!

Son: Do what?

Father: The California slingshot, son.
by coined by T. Hoffman January 23, 2008
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slimesocket

A womans pussy when she is horny.
Let me fill your slimesocket with pus and seeds.
by Risenrun October 20, 2007
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Slimeaholic

Slimeaholics are people that are still obsessed with the trend from 2017, which is slime. They could have as many as 181 exactly, and trust me, they know the exact number. The slimes are their children and the amount they spent on slime material at Walmart could have probably paid for their college tuition. Their favorite place to be is Walmart or any place that has glue or shaving cream. They can make any slime that you can possibly imagine, and they are really good at it too.
Treston: How much slime does that slimeaholic that?
Kayley: You mean Desiree? I don't kno-
Desiree: 181 to be exact. But I'm going back to Walmart in 15 minutes to get more.
by StealUrManz August 12, 2018
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Canadian Slingshot

Quickly pulling across multiple lanes of traffic without signalling. Most commonly done immediately after getting on the highway.
Holy fucknuggets! Did you see that dipshit pull a Canadian Slingshot? And right in front of a cop, too!
by Fat & Furious December 21, 2013
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Girls With Slingshots

A webcomic about two friends named Hazel and Jamie who are going through life together. Hazel has an English major which is useless in the real world and desperately wants to be laid. Jamie is a bigger girl with bigger boobs. Her sexuality is questioned now that she is dating Erin (a girl) but their relationship is based on love - not sex.
They have many friends including a hot barista, a porn store librarian who is also a dominatrix, a gay drag queen, a cactus that talks to you when you drink, and a chronic liar.

The webcomic is updated weekly and never fails to bring out squeals, tears, and laughs.
Maureen: Jamie, your breasts are legendary.
Jamie: You can say it twice. I consider them each a separate legend.

Hazel: How's it shakin', eggs 'n' bacon?
Jamie: Large an' loose, like your caboose!

Jameson: Sorry, I'm afraid you need less Asshole Points to access that information.

Girls with Slingshots
by QueenColonDarkwing June 28, 2011
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Arabian Slingshot

The act of shitting into a sock and then proceeding to smack an individual (usually of dislike) in the face with the pile of excrement.
as usual, Zack would not shut the hell up today, so I decided to give him a good whack with the ol' Arabian Slingshot to silence him.
by thatguywhotriestobefunny July 29, 2011
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Slingshot Facial Houdini

When your banging shorty from behind just after you bust your load tap her on the shoulder and as she turns around pull the condom off and by using the condom in slingshot fashion shoot her in the face with the load remember fellas the eye is extra points!
my bitch likes me to be spontaneous so i give her slingshot facial houdini's for breakfast
by Senor B July 24, 2006
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