sledgehammer facelift

A violent act of rearranging someone's face with a sledgehammer; a song by Deathcore band, Rose Funeral.

The rioter gave their victim a sledgehammer facelift.

by Anime-Freak96 July 17, 2017

Sledgehammer to the coin machine

When a sledgehammer is swung willy nilly like towards the genitals of another person.

"Hey did you hear about Wilcox? He took a sledgehammer to the coin machine."
"Really? He must have been in Florida."

by The coin purse bandit May 18, 2022

egyptian sledgehammer

the act of removing one's penis during anal sex, and upon noticing it to be covered in tanish shit, slapping it against your partner.

i gave megan a mean egyptian sledgehammer last night

by starfishmutilater December 10, 2010

Nazi Sledgehammer

Shitting in a condom and freezing it to make a dildo.

"Shit, I forgot the dildo"
"Well have you got a condom?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I'll make us a Nazi Sledgehammer"

by DeepFriedFrog'sLegs October 22, 2014

SledgeHammer

"big hammer", serious tool, not carried in pocketz,and not used with nails, more like used fo` whacking down anything else.
(also total humour series, starring
by some actor named david, watch out for Sledge.)

lez grab the sledge hammer !

by saywhaaat December 11, 2003

Sledgehammer

A fart smelling soooooooo damn bad that the person's head instantly recoils back. Most of the time, this fart is silent.

Bruce: *toot*

Claire: *SWINGGGG* EWWWWWWW *coughs*

Greg: EVACUATE, IT'S A SLEDGEHAMMER!!

Bruce: *whistles*

by Ni_Mader_JiJi_Bao_Zhe June 18, 2010

Salty sledgehammer

smashing your child's head onto a kurb with a sledgehammer whilst singing kumbaya.

Wow that was good salty sledgehammer

by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020