Jonathan Slater

A high school AP Literature teacher, that hates being fat, but loves eating cookies even more

"My teacher is such a Jonathan Slater"

by Cal Boy April 7, 2010

Bottom Seater

A bowel movement so explosive in nature, that the force of the resulting splash coats the underside of the toilet seat with fecal matter.

I thought that once I flushed the toilet, it would be gone. But then I lifted up the toilet seat to find that I had left behind a bottom seater.

by The Peacock July 27, 2010

tongue sweater

A romantic ritual of making a woman sweat through pin-point precision acts of Cunnilingus.

Cunnilingus oral sex tongue twister Bro...that girl you're dating is hot. You need to lock it down with the tongue sweater!

by DJ SPEAKERBOX March 24, 2016

Asian Sweater Girl

An Asian girl that wears sweaters every day. Usually being obsessed by a hot guy named Ly.

Hey Ly is that the Asian Sweater girl you are obsessed with?

by WinterLy Bear September 30, 2020

Sweater Gays

Sweater gays are gay men and women who are largely non-threatening to heterosexual people because their lifestyles largely emulate the heterosexual ideal. They often live in the suburbs and usually have children.

The most clear example of sweater gays is illustrated by the gay couple on "Modern Family."

by Non-Sweater Gay June 18, 2011

Muffin Sweater

A term used to describe a woman whose vagina is covered with pubic hair (i.e. she is unshaven downstairs).

Ben: "Yo, didja see Vicki naked lately?"

Kelton: "No, why?"

Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"

Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"

by Geoff AF April 30, 2010

Sleuter

A casual yet somehow more polite way of calling a girl a slut.

That girl showing off her nipple piercings in our apartment last night was such a sleuter.

by And1finemorning October 9, 2007