by tootsymcgonagall August 15, 2011
Get the slince mug.The stance one assumes in order to brace for the sudden start of a subway or train. A good subway stance makes holding onto handrails unnecessary. Styles include, but are not limited to:
The "Cowboy" (wide legged, forming tunnel with legs)
The "Sprinter" (formation of a triangle with the body, hands on the ground, feet on the ground, stomach in the air)
THe "Doggystyle" (assume doggystyle position)
THe "beanstalk" (anchoring foot under seat or luggage to avoid falling)
The "Cowboy" (wide legged, forming tunnel with legs)
The "Sprinter" (formation of a triangle with the body, hands on the ground, feet on the ground, stomach in the air)
THe "Doggystyle" (assume doggystyle position)
THe "beanstalk" (anchoring foot under seat or luggage to avoid falling)
Dan- "Wow, look at that guy ride the subway! He doesn't hold on to the handrails at all! How doesn't he fall?"
CHristina-"He is an experience subway rider, and by consequence he has perfected a solid subway stance"
Dan-"THATS THE COOLEST THING EVER"
CHristina-"He is an experience subway rider, and by consequence he has perfected a solid subway stance"
Dan-"THATS THE COOLEST THING EVER"
by Subwayman April 25, 2010
Get the Subway Stance mug.A euphemism for a homosexual, especially one who is closeted.
This is coined from the transparent defense of Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), to charges of disorderly conduct, stemming from his apparent solicitation of an undercover officer, underneath the partition of a restroom stall.
Prior to pleading guilty, Sen. Craig attempted to explain his behavior by claiming that his shoe touched the officer's underneath the partition because he had a "wide stance", when going to the bathroom.
This is coined from the transparent defense of Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), to charges of disorderly conduct, stemming from his apparent solicitation of an undercover officer, underneath the partition of a restroom stall.
Prior to pleading guilty, Sen. Craig attempted to explain his behavior by claiming that his shoe touched the officer's underneath the partition because he had a "wide stance", when going to the bathroom.
Genevieve is really crushing hard on the varsity QB. Someone should tell her that the dude has a wide stance.
by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner September 5, 2007
Get the Wide Stance mug.The stance typically employed by guitarists. It consists of spreading the legs about a little past shoulder width and bending the knees slightly. Often employed by any musician that plays any music that involves headbanging.
Dick Lovgren's Power Stance is at least six feet wide.
That guitarists Power Stance looks like a workout.
That crab-core Power Stance does not look good at all.
That guitarists Power Stance looks like a workout.
That crab-core Power Stance does not look good at all.
by Karl Hungus 5280 September 3, 2010
Get the Power Stance mug.The way someone stands to hide their boner in public. The person stands slightly hunched over, enough for people not to wuestion why he is doing it, and to hide the boner. This is usually paired with a pelvic twist and one leg forword to push the front of the pants away from your dick. everybody knows exactly what your doing, but i guess its better than showing it full on.
during gym class......
Jer- hey ben look at wes's boner stance, he totally has a hard on
ben-hahaha omg lol, thats hilarious
wes- (walks to teacher) can i go to the locker room
ben-ahaha hes gonna be in there for a while!
jer-that was the most obvious boner stance, he was too hunched over
Jer- hey ben look at wes's boner stance, he totally has a hard on
ben-hahaha omg lol, thats hilarious
wes- (walks to teacher) can i go to the locker room
ben-ahaha hes gonna be in there for a while!
jer-that was the most obvious boner stance, he was too hunched over
by SuydamGoodName September 17, 2009
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Get the slanderino mug.When someone writes a written lie about you or referring to you.
In print it's called libel, by worth of mouth, slander.
Usually done by envious idiots who have nothing better to do in their lives than spread lies to try to damage someone's reputation.
In print it's called libel, by worth of mouth, slander.
Usually done by envious idiots who have nothing better to do in their lives than spread lies to try to damage someone's reputation.
Sarah was envious Amy's boyfriend Dave gave her 100,000's of dollars and no guys ever did anything for her so she slandered her.
Sarah grew up in the projects and was put away for 7 years so she slandered someone else to deflect that.
Sarah was jealous her friend was always hit on a lot more than her so she slandered her.
Sarah grew up in the projects and was put away for 7 years so she slandered someone else to deflect that.
Sarah was jealous her friend was always hit on a lot more than her so she slandered her.
by fjjee4 April 28, 2010
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