Louie Slugger

A girthy penis that’s fat on the bell end and tapered skinny at the base giving the appearance of a miniature Louisville Slugger bat.

I hit a home run last night when he whipped out his Louie Slugger. Once I got the bell end down the rest was easy.

He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.

by Dick Onchin April 13, 2020

swaggering buffoonery

The behavior of the jockocracy, especially in High School. Swaggering buffoonery is distinguished from mere buffoonery by the injection of confrontational menace and humiliation into horseplay.

Justin was brilliant but barely 5'4" as a freshman, in other words the ideal victim for the swaggering buffoonery of the jocks.

by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005

cunt slugger

Somebody who is a veritable warrior when it comes to pounding pussy.

You should have see Ron Jeremy in that flick, man that dude is a bonafide cunt slugger if ever I saw one.

by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007

swagger jack

To steal; to copy; to use as one's own; to imitate

Stop swagger jackin' my nifty ideas!

by Harold&Herbert August 7, 2006

exothermic swagger

This is something or one which gives off mass amounts of swagger at one time or place.

"Damn he's been releasing a mad amount of exothermic swagger with those bars."

by tepprancey December 15, 2012

Exaggerated swagger of a black teen

A black teen who has swag

Dude he has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen

by sayiaro November 25, 2020

Slogger

A term used for bloggers who consistently blog about things literally no one cares about (such as miley cyrus, or their obsession with candice swanepoel and justin beiber), and then try to sell the readers stupid fucking t shirts for $29.99. Sloggers are also known to pretend to run for mayor, and have their wife penetrated by their sales guy.

Those sloggers got verbally raped by Jon Taffer, also Imtough is a faggot.

by Anthonypadre September 26, 2013