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Skydiving

the art of masturbating of hands and just rubbing on anything you can find. while swinging your arms and legs up as if you were free falling.
ah shit my parents caught me skydiving.

Ive been skydiving since I was a baby
by Ropez October 4, 2011
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Tampa Skydiving

A sex position done inside of a plane, or some vehicle which attains a high altitude (10,000+ feet). After the male ejaculates, he tosses his partner outside of the vehicle, letting them drop down.

A fun game to do with this is to ejaculate outside of the window, and try to figure out which hit the ground first.
The airplane school had a sign saying "No Tampa Skydiving without a parachute".
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A pathetic excuse for people to commit suicide on "accident" and call it a sport.
Guy1: Hey Jason is going skydiving again.
Guy2: I know a lot of Jasons, the last one I knew went skydiving and "forgot" to use his parachute...oh you're messing with me. Screw you!
Guy1: Sit on it and rotate!
by Brillo Pad May 28, 2008
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Skydiving

Going down on a woman(man) while in flight.
I was on a flight to Chicago last night with my girlfriend. I totally went skydiving about halfway through the flight.
by Sugar Bob December 3, 2015
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The term adults use when they don’t want to seem immature for playing Fortnite.
Alright, well add me so we can going skydiving.
by Tyross10 August 10, 2018
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Some would say it's insane... but for the people that aren't boring and dull.. well, we would define the act of jumping out of a perfectly good airplane at approx. 13,000 ft. just because the doors open to be quite stellar... unless, of course, you happen to have a faulty parachute..(then it goes without saying how that day just took a turn for the worse)
The time I went skydiving I was sober.. being responsible and all
Next time I go, I'm going to be stoned as f**k... well simply because I can't think of a reason not too!!

Besides, being freaking awesome and doing something totally gnarly is on my to-do list for the near future... it's been too long.
by OklahomaAmazon81 January 23, 2019
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When a man suspends a girl from the ceiling, with ropes, by her arms and legs and rails
Guy: Hey honey, wanna do some skydiving again?

Girl: Yeah, just don’t tie the ropes to tight this time
by Skydiving Bananas June 26, 2019
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