skallywank

Using your sister's my little pony to fap

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a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"

by vogla January 13, 2013

skallywag

A term used in the old red light districts of Europe, referring to a scoundrel, troublemaker, or outlaw (or a troublemaker even among outlaws).

After his fight with the pirates the week before, Cap'n John had become known as a skallywag; as well as a man who could hold his ale.

by Fawkes August 21, 2004

skallops

word invinted it atlanta ga, just a hood way of saying scallops.

mayne, when ise eatin skrimps, all i can think about is when im finna git some skallops, chuch.

by Skrimpmayne April 2, 2010

shralala

I love it. A word to describe any moment of excitement or good time.
Can also be used to confirm a statement you agree with.

The word originated in Portland, Maine.

Person 1:We’re going to go to the movies and then eat good at this restaurant.

Person 2: shralala !

Person 1: ay man I’m bout to get buckets at the courts today!
Person 2: shralala, say less.

Person 1: man, fu*k that kid. I’m gonna have to fight him.
Person 2: shralala , you know I got your back!

Person 1: you like my new Gucci belt?
Person 2: awhat, shralala it’s fire bro!

by Maloko_Solo May 31, 2019

Skal - sized

a way to describe someone as fat

"bro that cat is so fat it's Skal - sized

by crimynuts October 24, 2023

din far er skaldet

din far er skaldet is when you just really did something stupid and there is nothing you can do about it.

okay i forgot to do my presentaition.
LOL din far er skaldet

by Temp0 October 21, 2020

Skald

This nordic bard is also a warrior of great strength, skill, and virtue. His songs are inspiring sagas of battle and valor, and the skald devotes his life to those pursuits.

Warrior poet or not...

by smurf August 23, 2004