Scorching

It's hot. Like my face

Akash is scorching. Ooh la la.

by dumbassidiot June 4, 2018

kart skitching

The act of placing a shopping cart on the passenger side of a car, and having the passenger lean out the window, while hanging onto the cart. The driver then accelerates the car to the highest speed possible. Then the passenger pushes the cart away aiming for a curb, building, etc. The bigger the crash the better.

dude, we should totally go kart skitching tonight.

by nipples May 24, 2007

Scorching balloon Knot

One who is having sex doggy style, suddenly pulls out his penis, pours some sort of flammable liquid on it typically alcohol, lights it on fire and quickly shoves it in his or her's anal cavity. This is done with extreme cation and usually when the receiver has no idea what is going to happen.

Nick enjoyed the scorching balloon knot Jose gave him in Mexico.

by Team L J April 10, 2009

smooching

To wildly kiss someone. Usually done before two pomed up babes get naked and pj each other.

Calvin: we dont like women remember?
Hobbes: who do we smooch then?
From Calvin and Hobbes by watterson.

Son: no mom I'm busy smooching with my gf.

by Maxinside April 22, 2014

sketching

Freaking out, paranoia. Often drug related.
See Dictionary.COM/search?q=Freak%20out

She was sketching so bad,
imagining cops behind every corner,
that she wound up in the psychiatric ward.

by Jeff_Relf September 22, 2005

smoothing the cat

1. When a girl shaves her pubic region.

2. Also apparently just a west country term for stroking your cat but that's no fun.

1. "I pulled this girl last night, I was so glad she had recently smoothed the cat before I went down on her"

Shirley "Are we gonna try and pull tonight?"
Cherish "Yeah"
Shirley "Best get smoothing the cat then"

2. "I love smoothing our new cat"

by Conan1992 March 30, 2011

scouching

The act of squatting on a couch. Especially popular when one should actually be doing something more important.

Me: Have you done your homework yet?

Her: Nah.. I'm just scouching.

by pimaconfit April 21, 2018