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Sklorutharlet

A skank, slut, whore, and harlet so basically Paris Hilton and Gabrielle Solis (whose "adultery gave her valuable life skills")
Pronounced very quickly in order to insult as quickly and efficiently as possible. The best way to say this word quickly is when someone insults you so badly you have a seizure and therefore, say you little "sklorutharlet" very quickly in reply. (This word applies to a variety of women, some of which may in fact me from the 1500s when the term "harlet" was enjoyed by Shakespeare and his sex jokes.)
SNL
Bruce Jenner- Alright girls, time for the daily who's hottest competition (aka me jerking off)!
Jenner's and Kardashian's- YAY!!!! LAP DANCE TIME!
Kylie: OMG KENDALL YOU'RE SO GOING DOWN THIS TIME!! I'M GUNNA WIN!
Nun: Sklorutharlets, you bring dishonor upon your family.
by carolineeetan999888 April 21, 2014
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sklartching

The act of masterbating using destructive and/or painfull methods.
I need a low grit sandpaper for my sklartching session later.
by Ranchgirls August 8, 2023
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Sklark

Pronounced /skalärk/. Noun. A word used in substitute of the word "ho" or "whore" when talking in public about someone. It is particularly valuable when the person is nearby or when you are trying to not to use foul language around your grandma. The word is closely related to "skank" and the use of "lark" is related to the mischievous nature of the word being a slick way of calling someone a "ho."
The one right here on my left is an amazing sklark. Truly amazing.
by NattaDread November 25, 2018
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sloar

a retarded spelling of "slore" by people with no English skills. A combination of the words "slut" and "whore". Obviously taking the SL from slut and the ORE from whore, to make one uberword for how dirty a bitch is.
seriously? someone thinks whore is spelled hoar? what kind of slore is THAT stupid? oh yea... that guy who thinks the word is spelled sloar.
by Bones311 November 29, 2010
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Marina Sklar

The biggest pimp magnet to ever fucking exist. She gets ALL of the pimps. Don't get sucked into her magnetic force.
Random: is that Marina Sklar? Random: run
by laurenxo4372 September 28, 2021
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Sklarin

One who makes every attempt possible to make everyone else aware of a cause or institution.

The antonym of Lil' Sklarin
That dude over there is such a sklarin for Michigan U!
by yergie February 16, 2009
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Sklaritis

A terrible disease that includes the worst sore throat you'll ever have, and rashes. It may be mono or strep, we weren't sure. Version 1.0 Comes with the flu symptoms for a day, then the most unbearable sore throat of your life with constant fever. Version 2 isn't as bad, but more of a nasty head-cold. There are more versions to come.
Poor Shannon got Sklaritis 2.0
by Sklaritis February 25, 2011
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