Skiers Square

A small square blankey that skiers use to fall asleep.

"I am sleeping with a SKIERS SQUARE after I brush my teeth"

by Zrkoz December 14, 2008

Skier

When a whore is sitting between two guys and giving them both a handjob.

Becky was so high yesterday that she gave two guys a hand job at the same time.

Oh, so she's a skier huh.

by Some guy#2 December 16, 2016

The Skier

When 3 men sit next to each other and the middle man gives a hand-job to the other two men simultaneously, as if pretending to be in the act of skying down a mountain... Only more gay.

2 guys and a Tranny sit on a bench, the Tranny is in the middle and loves to give out hand-jobs, the other two idiots are drunk and horny. The Skier is the only solution to this dilemma.

Faggotry ensues, monies are exchanged, arrests are made, court dates issued and then ignored.

by Merkahva October 15, 2011

eastern skiers

the only sport that supports homosexuality and daddy's money at one time. it also is a person that loves to have a lot of orgies but only with other men.

yo im bout to go shred the slopes with the rest of the eastern skiers but first let me go hop in my dad's range rover and give a pregame blowy

by X wing @aliciousness December 9, 2019

Russian Skier

Sexual position in which the female procures two 2x4 boards and stands on them. She then proceeds to jerk off two males standing on either side of her. She then yells something in russian as the two men ejaculate.

"Damn, last night this hooker gave my buddy and I a Russian Skier."

by Nic Demus October 20, 2003

Skier seat

When a man or woman sits between the driver and passenger seat in a vehicle and masturbates two men sitting in either seat while leaning back. This creates the illusion of holding ski poles.

Why don't you hop in? Brenda wants to ski, but we're in the middle of Minneapolis and a skier seat will have to do.

by SKiER SeAT October 1, 2008

Skiler

A short, angry girl but you have to love her. You can never get enough of her. She can always put a smile on your face. She is the most beautiful and amazing person in the world.

Skiler is amazing!

by Anonymous person543653456 October 28, 2019