Skeezin

Whore in action, sluttin up guys

"dude watch out, she is straight skeezin"

by straightskeezinho June 9, 2009

sleezing

the act of being a slut and having no moral values

1) hillary stopped sleezing when she found out she had herpes.

2) 16 year old shaquanda regreted sleezing when she was told she's pregnant and the baby daddy dipped out

by Rich Girl 69 November 16, 2011

Sneezing Webster

A sex act so ridiculous that this has to be something made up by a 13 year old boy who had just been on a field trip to a farm or petting zoo.

First guy: "I read about this thing called a "sneezing webster" on Urban Dictionary yesterday. You stick your dick into a cow's nose and block the other nostril and shove your balls in it's mouth. Man, that has to be the most disgusting sex act ever."
Second guy: "No dude, you are the biggest moron ever. That's completely made up."

by Lefthandman2000 February 21, 2009

Yeeting and skeeting

Cumming while you are riding a skateboard while doing an Ollie around 10 other naked dudes in a public park. You must nut on one of the dudes. You then have to carry the man you came on on top of your shoulders around the whole park.

Dang look at those guys Yeeting and Skeeting

by The yeet skeet master November 27, 2018

sqeezing the twinkie

When you're doing a girl doggystyle with her panties around her knees and you pull out, nut in her panties, and give her a wedgie. Making it look like someone just squeezed the cream filling out of a twinkie.

Don't call me later I'll be sqeezing the twinkie with this skank I met.

by Woody & Broce March 19, 2008

sneezing dragon

when a girl is giving a guy head, and a guy is in the process of ejaculating. He shoves her head down on his penis, ejaculates in her mouth, then the semen passes thru her nasal passageway and out her nostrils.

Shaniqua was very upset when her boyfriend travon gave her a sneezing dragon, but it did clear her sinuses.

by J-Kizzle and T-Fizzle January 1, 2010

Skeeving

Doing something Skeevy, or giving someone the Skeeves i.e. something creepy or gross.

He was totally skeeving on her facebook pictures.

Staring at someone while touching yourself.

by Eric B 4 Pres May 18, 2009