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Shyamalaned

(verb): to mind rape something and turn it inside out. To strip something of everything beautiful about it. To take something totally awesome, and completely, utterly fuck it up. Named for the director M. Night Shyamalan.
Dayum, the Last Airbender has been Shyamalaned so badly that it's making me bleed from every orifice.

I was making a sculpture of the Eiffel tower, and I realized I totally Shyamalaned it when it came out looking like Sarah Jessica Parker.

Wow, Mary just totally Shyamalaned her work project. She'll never work again!

The Olive Garden has pretty much Shyamalaned all Italian food.
by Toph Bei Fong July 13, 2010
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m night shyamalan

An over rated director that makes the worst movies.
Far worst than that director from transformers who's name I can not mention at this time but is notorious for CGI, lots of explosions that are suppose to make up for the weak story lines.

M Night Shyamalan couldn't even direct porno without massive disappointment. At least transformers guy could make a porno that was ok the first time around, wouldn't be complete torture to watch again, And makes up for amateur mistake with excessive "explosions!"
Worst big budget movie in the world was made by

"m night shyamalan", and it was call "THE LAST AIR BENDER!!" Nuff said!
2 minutes in and I wanted to kill my self
by Demented Definitions December 30, 2010
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means Sri Lankan goddess , is normally the best mother but has a short temper. Dont mess with her.
Damn Shyamala is a goddess bro.
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M. Night Shyamalan

When having anal sex and out of nowhere your partner poops out a turd that looks exactly like Bruce Willis
Tom had to drink Lysol for a month after his girl M. Night Shyamalaned directly into his mouth.
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Shyamalending

When the ending of a book, play tv series or movie has such a dramatic and unforseen twist that it is an ending worthy of the director M. Knight Shyamalan (The Sixth Sense, The Happening, Unbreakable, After Earth).
Derp 1: Man I just watched the last episode of Lost...I don't even... I just did not see that coming at all.

Derp 2: Yeah I saw it too. It was a Shyamalending if ever I saw one.
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siyavash

A funny hairy man who is strong and had lots of hair. He only likes men.
Yo Siyavash is so hairy his balls have a fade
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M. Night Shyamalan-ed

to make someone believe one thing, only for it to play out in the opposite direction.

when one expects a particular event to play out based on initial assumptions but, have it actually play out with a different result.
with his slicked back pompadour, diamond earrings and pronounced lisp, people just assumed Barry was gay. but, they later found out he M. Night Shyamalan-ed them all when he showed up at the company party with his gorgeous wife.
by bottomboy tj January 31, 2019
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