real smooth

Nice fuckup, dude!

(XY messes up)

-Real smooth, asshole!

by Derpsterix November 30, 2016

Smoothbrain

A way of calling somebody very stupid that requires them to be smart, in order to understand.

Person 1: Dude, why did you think that was possible? You're such a smoothbrain.
Person 2: ...huh? What the hell is that supposed to mean
Laughtrack: *laughs*

by Glitchgoat September 5, 2019

Fruit Smoothie

It is the accumulation of semen originating from several gay men after a large orgy, blended with milk, ice and your favorite fruit.

Joe: Fabio, what is in this smoothie?
Fabio: Why do you like it?
Joe: Ehh its a little salty.
Fabio: Thats because a couple of my friends made a fruit smoothie last night.
Joe: FUCK YOU!

by ghostsquad October 6, 2011

tropical smoothie

when a man consumes various tropical fruits (mango, kiwi, etc) in a creative attempt to uniquely flavor his semen prior to ejaculating in one's mouth.

I ate a bunch of fruit before firing a delicious tropical smoothie down that bitch's throat.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 1, 2014

smooth guy

The guy who can talk any girl into bed and can talk their way out of or into any situation. While remaining in control.

"Whoa he didn't even get fined!"
"Oh yeah he's a seriously smooth guy"

"I lost my girlfriend to a really smooth guy"

"Dude that guy has speech 100"

by DaughterNature May 21, 2018

Smooth back

A flat booty bitch

like that song go , "How the fuck you thick with no ass , you gotta Smooth back"

by @keepinupwit.ky November 30, 2020

smooth-brained

An insult referring to the absence of wrinkles present in the human telencephalon(cerebrum) -- the largest region of the mammalian brain. Literally implying idiocy at a physiological level.

Those smooth-brained idiots voted for G.W. Bush twice!

by drastic_quench May 23, 2008