Simona Halep

Romanian tennis player (born 27, November 1991)

That made a really bad decision, by getting a breast-reduction surgery.

Those massive natural boobs, were amazing.

Removing massive boobs with superficial reasons, like back pain, sport enhancement, pornographic looking boobs, life threatening or others.

No way you are going to "Simona Halep" on me!!

I know your back hurts baby, but you can´t "Simona Halep" it.

by ThaMax July 11, 2010

Simona Tsaparis

A girl so gracious and lovely that she normally comes across as sassy but she's not.

Person 1: Wow, look at that girl! I bet she is super rude and-
Person 2: That's my friend, Simona Tsaparis! She's like, totally awesome *Stalks away to go join Tsparis*

by Zoe Clarké January 7, 2020

Simona De Silvestro

Swiss race car driver that competes in the IZOD IndyCar series driving for HVM racing. She was voted Rookie of the Year at the Indianapolis 500 in 2010 after finishing 14th.

Simona De Silvestro finished 14th at the Indy 500 last year.

by union5 November 13, 2011

Simona Mackie

A child who loves carrots and carrot farms.

She is chop it off. She is a girlboss.

Simona Mackie gets turned on my marshmallows.

by lizzywaterman September 7, 2021

simona kleiman

a girl who is down to earth and will be there for someone no matter what. she waits for what and who is right in life. she has been hurt by many where it has become a cycle. she's not secure with the people that are in her life because she feels as if they will always leave her. she should be given a chance by the one she loves most

Simona Kleiman is always put behind people that hurt others where she can be the one who makes everything better

by lolpayattentiontome April 15, 2017

Simona Marinovana

beatmaker, smells like urina n fairly also saves us from petio (the rapist who is 39 rn)

Simona Marinovana tu sunch kakut fata mq. Simona is chifach. Simona is great hair dresser she cam put an outfit to any hair

by heretoeditbgshit July 12, 2020

Simona Morganti

una ragazza che puzza di piedi con un gatto bianco

X: “Ciao la senti anche ti questa puzza?”
Io: “Si, è Simona Morganti”

by desynotpog August 8, 2021