The Somalian Lugie

Where you pour extra spicy hott sauce in your mouth while creating a lugie. You then spit the lugie inside a girls ass hole and fuck her. You have not completed the somalian lugie until she screams " it burns! it burns!"

Jay daddy screamed in agony as the somalian lugie burned her ass hole.

by smelly somali May 12, 2009

Somalian sucker punch

performed during the act of sexual intercourse, the somalian sucker punch occurs when a man is about to climax. it is the act of removing one penis, shoving the entire arm up the bum hole, making ones partner throw up, and then spooging all over the back of their head. it has only been performed twice, by somalians, hence the name.

judy: oh my ellen, you look terrible, what happened?
ellen: last night ted gave me the Somalian sucker punch, and i haven't been able to eat for eight hours

by warbastard August 16, 2010

somalians

Tall people from the East of Africa. Widely credited for their ancient civilizations and use of poems as a communicative tool.

Damn! That's a sexy Somalian
Hooyadiin cunee is faaniya somalians

by Doncaster October 21, 2015

Somalian Mobster

A big sweaty Somalian Mobster that shits on your neck and chokes you while water boarding your head.

What is the man doing?
Somalian Mobster

by Bigconc February 7, 2023

Somalian Sausage

When a man has anal sex and pulls out is dick, but it is covered in a layer of the women's shit.

"Hey man! How was that night alone with yo girl?"
"It was great, but she gave me a somalian sausage."

by herpingmyderp12 January 1, 2014

Somalian Grocery Shopping

The act of shitting in a plastic bag then smacking everyone you see as you ride by in a wheel barrow, usually powered by someone you would consider your bitch.

Bro 1: "Dude did you see that guy going somalian grocery shopping?"
Bro 2: "Yah where do you think i got this black eye and the brown face dipshit."
Bro 1: "Queer"
Bro 2: "Queer"

by Ana Lee March 4, 2011

somalian pirate

A somalian pirate is a very black man who owns many boats and AK47s. He often rapes da victims of piracy. It is usually white women and marines.

"Hey, somalian pirates ahead!"

"Well then we should probably get the fuck outta here"

by ExtremelyWhiteMan October 23, 2014