Sidewiper

Someone who continues to do something as they were taught even after knowing/seeing a much better method. A person who wipes their ass sideways cheek to cheek instead of up or down between the cheeks.

That guy stinks like shit, he must be a sidewiper.

by 6971tu November 1, 2015

Sidewipe

A person who had skid marks in their pants but wiped sideways causing said sidewipe marks.
Hence sidewipe

Oh you little shit. You are a sidewipe

by Slip skid July 6, 2021