schoink

ever wanna call someone a dumbass without calling them a dumbass? schoink is another word for dumbass! not many people will know what it means so you’re safe

peter: for crying out loud, stop being a schoink!
rebecca: a schoink?

by imnotella April 9, 2021

Gentleman and a Scholar

the highest compliment you can pay someone. equivalent to 'you have kind eyes and a beautiful soul' but no where near as gay.

person #1: steve, thanks heaps for picking my sister up from the airport. you my friend are a gentleman and a scholar!
person #2: ...and there aren't many of us left.
person #1: *chortle*chortle* well said!
person #2: and i fucked her.
person #1: still stands.

by bunj March 4, 2009

Missouri Scholars Academy

A place to take risks and change your life

Missouri Scholars Academy changed my life!

by Turdz69 July 28, 2011

scholastic swag

having alot of class, geek'd up, very futuristic, so much class they call you the professor.

i walked up in it with my scholastic swag they all thought was a professor or something.

by masterpiece michael August 18, 2009

Internet Scholar

Someone who's knowledge comes from YouTube videos and other internet outlets, then tries to project what they've learned on you.

You're fake smart, just an Internet scholar.

by DJango March 8, 2015

Scholar Ballin'

Doing dope academic shit.

Example 1:

"My professor has his own Wikipedia page. He's definitely Scholar Ballin'"

Example: 2

Mark: Today in one of my graduate classes we did 3D printing.

David: Wow, that's awesome!

Marke: Yeah, we were Scholar Ballin'

by ScholarBaller March 8, 2016

Scholarstorian

A sarcastic term to describe a pseudo-intellectual. Combing the words “scholar” and “historian”, it parodies a non-existent discipline to mock someone who thinks they have intellectual authority over various subjects.

Typically used to describe Wikipedians, it can also be used for journalists, celebrities who hold espoused political views, and the terminally online.

Hey man, did you see that GorillaWarfare, a Wikipedian, is using YouTube as a reference to someone’s new pronouns? Such a scholarstorian, she couldn’t even convince HuffPost to write a source about that.

by Screendeemer December 11, 2022