siamese hookers

A threesome for the price of one, prostitutes conjoined thus having six instead of having three hole two fuck. usually you can find these jewels of sexual fantasies in the Hemet/San jacinto area in Riverside county California.

Frankie: Hey bro remember those hookers that were conjoined the tit?
Jacob: The siamese Hookers? Yeah why?
Frankie: I got A great deal on them two for the price of one!!!!
Jacob: Frankie have I ever told you your A sick fuck ?

by hippie1022 January 21, 2009

Siahn

The most trustworthy and amazing person ever, you can trust her with anything. Her name is amazingly unique that it wasn't defined until now. Siahn is the most amazingest girl with the perfect body, she doesn't care about what anyone else thinks. Shes an independent person who gets good grades, is a good listener and is just a good friend.

Siahn is amazing

by ellie12375 May 11, 2013

Siamese tootsie roll

Duck taping two or more people together after loading them up with shrooms and burritos causing them to shit themselves all over each other.

“Things got out of hand last night. I tripped shit on some shrooms with my buddies and ended up in a Siamese tootsie roll.”

by Stolen originality September 12, 2020

Siamese Sausages

Two gentlemen with identical penises.

“Dude I was in the shower yesterday and couldn’t help but notice that Seth and Lance have Siamese Sausages. They even feel the same, bro!”

by Lil’ Bonner March 28, 2021

Texas Slamhammer

When you and your girlfriend are doing the dirty on your friend’s basement couch and you proceed to throw both your legs up on the back of the couch and then swan dive into your girlfriends anus or preferred orifice.

“Hey Jamie? Did you give your girlfriend the ‘ol Texas Slamhammer on my couch last night?”

by Slamham Jim August 14, 2018

siamese cat fight

When two chinese girls get in a fight. (Like a cat fight but with chinese girls.)

" oh shit, there's a siamese cat fight going on over there."

" I was so mad at her, I almost started up a siamese cat fight."

by L.Macrae.Pats May 25, 2009

Siamese saddle

When ur fucking a 2 headed girl and one is sucking ur dick while the other is eating your ass.

I did the Siamese saddle with Abigail and Brittany Hensel.

by Dingle Quandale the third May 20, 2022