Shwasted

(Adj.) The state of innebriation beyond coherent thoughts, words, or actions. Derived from the tradtional American slang "shitfaced" and "wasted".

Matthew was so shwasted, he proceeded to motor-boat the breasts of the ugliest female at that social gathering.

by Ian Ebsch July 20, 2008

Shwaysted

The act of being entirely waaaaay too drunk.

This fool nick came home with no clothes singing some backstreet boys, this fool must have been shwaysted!

by The54thPhile October 16, 2009

smagster

a guy who is falling in love with an engaged woman or is already in love.

J: Is it wrong for me to be falling in love with an engaged girl?
V: Yes, you know what we call people like you?
J: What? there's a term?
V: Yes... don't be a smagster

by healthslang2 October 27, 2010

swagstorm

a very swag person who loves min yoongi

swagstorm is very swag

by min yoongis wife January 23, 2021

Swagster

A Person who has dope swag.

Damn that new kid is a swagster with that gear!

by Piddy pat mane March 24, 2009

Midget Shaster

Used to prod midgets out of your way. Usually telescopic in design for greater distance. At full length, can be swung like a bat to provide more clearance at 2-3 midgets in one fowl swoop.

"That guy has the longest midget shaster I've seen."

or

"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."

by Nelson76 July 1, 2005

shadster

someone who is being "shady"

Wow, Purdiep sell's shady ass dutches to CJ therefore he is a shadster

by ticeticebaby August 2, 2006