Sudden Attack

A sudden attack is a sudden, unexpected, unstoppable need to take a massive dump. Most often occurs in those with Irritable Bowel Syndrome or those who just consumed a large amount of fast food. 95% of the time, a sudden attack doesn't leave you enough time to walk to the nearest crapper forcing you to sprint like a madman which only makes it harder to hold it in. As such, you're forced to clench your asscheeks together as hard as you can resulting in a very awkward looking running posture that is certain to catch the attention and imagination of all nearby.

"That six-pack and a pound sure hit the spot...OH SHIT, SUDDEN ATTACK!"

Bob: Whoa, that guy's running like he just took it in the ass.
John: Probably a sudden attack.

Bob: Are we there yet? I gotta take a dump soon.
John: I think that there's a gas station about ten minutes down...
Bob: OH SHIT, SUDDEN ATTACK, FUCKING FLOOR IT!
John: Goddammit...

by Yeret February 9, 2015

All of the sudden

A stupid variation for "all of a sudden", which people who are stupid use.

All of the sudden, Matt corrected me when I said 'all of the sudden'

by Name NOT Being Used August 23, 2008

Sudden unexpected nipple syndrome - SUNS

When a person suffers from trauma after unexpectedly coming into contact with a large nipple - sudden unexpected nipple syndrome

Eddie face timed his daughter who was doing fake tan at the time and accidentally flashed a nipple.. Eddie is suffering from - sudden unexpected nipple syndrome - SUNS

by Nerak yarrum January 17, 2016

snudden

snudden mean LIGMA-RIP NINJA

snudden-NINJA DIED OF LIGMA

by 27412 December 9, 2018

Suddenly Whale

A large fat specimen incapable of human and especially romantic interaction.

"You see that fat thing there?"
"The one that looks like a complete weirdo?"
"That's Suddenly Whale."

by La Yaoi Addict July 27, 2019

Sudden Russian Death Syndrome

A darkly tongue-in-cheek “syndrome” that has been coined to capture the ugly fact that dissenting Russians are repeatedly being murdered via poisonings, mysteriously falling from towering balconies or just run-of-the-mill unexplained disappearances, at the behest of the Kremlin.

Putie the Warmonger has always flaunted his unrestricted power by publicly eliminating uppity Russians and blaming it on Sudden Russian Death Syndrome since it effectively scares the shit out of others who may be contemplating disobedience themselves.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2023

Sudden Repulsion Syndrome (SRS)

A condition many people experience after dating an individual for a short amount of time. The individual is probably polite, nice, and generally pleasant to be around, but one day, you suddenly find yourself disgusted by his or her appearance. You cannot ever see yourself establishing a physical relationship with this individual, and when you imagine it, you vomit in your mouth a little. The consequence of SRS is that you end up feeling as though you must break it off immediately.

"Hey girl, how are things going with that guy you were seeing?!"
"Ugh. Things were great until he had a booger one day and I experienced a sudden case of Sudden Repulsion Syndrome (SRS). I had to dump him immediately."
"Man, I hate SRS!"

by Badger2011 December 15, 2011