woulda coulda shoulda

Meaning: would have, could have, should have
A reply you give to a whinging person who is expressing regret for not having taken a particular course of action when the opportunity originally presented itself. They've suffered the consequences and they are possibly fishing for sympathy or simply beating themselves up about it.

It essentially means, "Too late for regrets, you can't change the past, get on with your life, learn from the experience, make better choices in future, stop doing a post mortem on your life."

Brian: If only I'd listened to my folks and hadn't dropped out of school, I could've been someone by now.
Cecil: Woulda coulda shoulda, Brian.

by suedannim March 4, 2013

shoulder of toast

4 slices of toast cut into 8 triangle halves arranged in an 8 place toast rack.

"Jeeves!. One is rather very hungry this morning, so let's bally well go for the full shoulder of toast, eh?"
"Very good sir"
From 'Jeeves and the Unfesibly Large Marrow' by P.G Woodhouse.

by BolDol October 30, 2017

shotugi

the best dude you'll ever meet smartest too. gets like a 9,0 gpa

sheeeeeeesh Josh going to harvard and stanford at the same time? that's such a shotugi

by thunderus56 April 9, 2021

Cold shoulder

The act of a person completely disregarding or ignoring another. This can be caused by a few things:

1. A person is in a bad mood and doesn't feel like talking to anyone.
2. A person says something so incredibly stupid that it doesn't deserve a response, thus the person is ignored.

I wanted to be friends with my ex, but she gave me the cold shoulder.

by BeatleKid96 April 8, 2015

i should be doing homework

What you're thinking. Usually thought with said homework in a pile next to a big distraction, most likely a computer.

I should be doing homework but instead I'm on the urban dictionary reading a riveting definition.

by 2112iskewl November 14, 2015

should of

A stupid way of saying "should have".

Person: I totally should of bought the bike, duuuuude.
Me: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *stabs to death*

by Blizzleair September 21, 2003

I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid

when you get the strong urge to perform the inexplicable act of dipping your balls in sulfuric acid.

I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid

I should not have dipped my balls in sulfuric acid, I will be dipping it hydrochloric acid next time.

by 98ik8 March 15, 2022