Someone who's life, situation, or story always has to be worse than everyone else's. A literal dick made of shit would be the perfect example of a shitdick, as no matter how shitty your life is, no one wants to be a dick made of shit.
"Fuck. I got my dick caught in the shredder."
"Yeah? Well I'm a dick made of shit. How do you feel now?"
OR
"Man, I have cancer."
"Man, I have two kinds of cancer!"
"Dude, don't be such a shitdick!"
"Yeah? Well I'm a dick made of shit. How do you feel now?"
OR
"Man, I have cancer."
"Man, I have two kinds of cancer!"
"Dude, don't be such a shitdick!"
by KvltmasterFlex August 23, 2009
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After a nice clean shower, my girl thought she was safe! Little did she know she was getting a healthy dose of the shitdick!
That bitch is a hoe bag. I bet she doesn't even notice the shitdick!
That bitch is a hoe bag. I bet she doesn't even notice the shitdick!
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by Zarmanov May 20, 2003
Get the shitdick mug.Look at those two shitdicks over there - you know they're gonna be packing each other's asses tonight.
by Kurt December 31, 2004
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David fucked eight holes with his shthick!
His shthick spread my ass like a baseball bat!
David fucked eight holes with his shthick!
His shthick spread my ass like a baseball bat!
by jasinicus July 4, 2006
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"Hey, I have all these videos of us doing shtick, what should I do?" Third Party - "Make a Shtickumentary!"
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by Javier7 July 20, 2009
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I'm giving you shtrickles / you're shtrickling me!
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