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Shitdick

Someone who's life, situation, or story always has to be worse than everyone else's. A literal dick made of shit would be the perfect example of a shitdick, as no matter how shitty your life is, no one wants to be a dick made of shit.
"Fuck. I got my dick caught in the shredder."
"Yeah? Well I'm a dick made of shit. How do you feel now?"

OR

"Man, I have cancer."
"Man, I have two kinds of cancer!"
"Dude, don't be such a shitdick!"
by KvltmasterFlex August 23, 2009
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Shitdick

During a shower, when one washes their asshole with a wash cloth, then washes their dick right after. Therefore leaving a shit residue on there shaft! More odor than apearance!
After a nice clean shower, my girl thought she was safe! Little did she know she was getting a healthy dose of the shitdick!

That bitch is a hoe bag. I bet she doesn't even notice the shitdick!
by Beeble lover July 12, 2014
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shitdick

The state of a penis after penetrating a rectum without a condom
I fucked her in the ass but I was left with shitdick
by Zarmanov May 20, 2003
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shitdick

Deregatory term used for men of the homosexual persuasion.
Look at those two shitdicks over there - you know they're gonna be packing each other's asses tonight.
by Kurt December 31, 2004
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shthick

A penis. Usually musty or 'gnarly'. Often unwashed, rather large in girth.
Josh has a rank shthick!
David fucked eight holes with his shthick!
His shthick spread my ass like a baseball bat!
by jasinicus July 4, 2006
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Shtickumentary

A video production documenting events portraying various incidences of shtick
"Make sure you all come over and watch the shtickumentary I made this summer"

"Hey, I have all these videos of us doing shtick, what should I do?" Third Party - "Make a Shtickumentary!"

For further clarification, see Shtick Definition #2
by Javier7 July 20, 2009
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shtrickles

in between strokes n tickles or a mixture of them both. When someone strokes you but it tickles at the same time.
I'm giving you shtrickles / you're shtrickling me!
by PadWhar n Georgie! March 6, 2010
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