Shrinkly

In life things become smaller / shrink. A typical consequence is these things become wrinkly... This saddens me. Examples:
My Penis
Grapes
Plumbs
Leaves on a tree

At fifty something My Penis is Apparently more Shrinkly than ever. 😞 the center inch needs to be removed. ( guys know what I'm talking about)😢

by C.Z.-Yum Funk / cloverleaf March 10, 2018

sprinkla

vroom vroom

you got that sprinkla bruva

by huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuususdydf May 26, 2021

Shrankhala

Shrankhala is a pretty girl, who is usually indian and unable to specify hair colours. She tends to be the most loved person on the planet and can easily make you laugh. She will most likely be in a movie someday, it will come naturally.

Must be a Shrankhala

by xoxosnickers August 16, 2010

shrinkled

The appearance of male genitalia after a certain age, too much weight, too much alcohol. It's a combo of shrunken and wrinkled.

When he took his pants off, his junk was so shrinkled I lost all interest.

by Syllable aficionada May 8, 2011

shrinkly

The state of ones wrinkled up skin post erection or boob deflation.

His member was all shrinkly!

by Smutster August 4, 2015

shrinkwrap

1) Material that resembels a saran wrap, bubble wrap hybrid. It is often used to tightly wrap small materials.
2) Slang term referring to small condomns.

1) Did you wrap the olives with shrinkwrap like I told you to?
2) At the annual chodefest of 2002, it was shrinkwrap for everyone!!!!!!

by Bullfrog March 3, 2003

shrinkling

When a male's penis shrinks and wrinkles because of exposure to severe cold weather or water.

From the moment I got outside, I felt extreme shrinkling going on. There was no way I was going to take my pants off outside today.

by HotCarlCommish January 17, 2017