Shrek's Candle

When one ejaculates into someones ear and lets it harden. Once removed it can be used as a candle.

She said said fill all my holes so i put it in her ear and gave her that shrek's candle.

by Shrekzaddy July 1, 2022

Shrek sexual

A type of sexuality that means the person is sexually attracted to shrek and only shrek.

"guys ive got something to tell you"

"yes"

"im shrek sexual"

"what??????"

"shrek is love shrek is life"

by Queen of everything May 27, 2015

shrek soaked

term often used when you have special dreams involving a special someone, Shrek. this can also be used to explain a life filled with Shrek energy.

I'm hoping for some Shrek soaked dreams tonight

by beepothegreatpuppet May 5, 2020

shrek superslam

Shrek SuperSlam is a fighting game in which many of the popular characters from the Shrek series duke it out in an immersive fanfiction . Recently the game has shown a rebirth in popularity due to the insightful Shrekniques popularised by youtuber UncleBobkins.

"In Shrek SuperSlam, Crumpet Dashing into a Murtag dropped apple is a reliable way to start the infinite."

by Brosting Loaf June 5, 2015

Shrek Screwdriver

A type of alcoholic drink, containing equal parts UV Blue vodka and OJ.
The mix of the blue vodka and orangy-yellow OJ makes a wonderful Shrek Green.
Hope you enjoy

Guy "Hey you want a Shrek Screwdriver?"
Other guy "Wouldn't have it any other way!"

by Beginner Brocheter April 6, 2022

shrek stew

when someone eats green shit from an arse

I gave maro a shrek stew last night

by shrekmuncher April 28, 2021

shrek sperm

when a man ejaculates in a woman's nostril and either out of a fit of joy or anger she snot rockets all over the man

Bethany was so pissed when Enrique came in her nose that she shrek spermed all over him.

by jonnn2 January 6, 2008