keyboard shredding

The act of hammering out programming code insanely fast.

Example
Edwin: "Hey Jon, let's hang out tonight."
Jon: "Sorry, can't tonight; going to do some keyboard shredding."

Example
Miguel: "Hey do you hear all that keyboard clicking noise?"
Edwin: "That's just Jon keyboard shredding. Don't disturbed him; he's in the zone."

Example
Jon: "Wow look at that nerd's long hair and neck beard. He must be a keyboard shredder."

by mooogs May 14, 2017

screaming alpha

Navy slang for a person engulfed in flames, usually running around screaming; so termed because burning people fit into the category of class-A/class-Alpha fires (those involving solid, organic combustibles and which leave ashes).

"If you watch that news film of the Hindenburg crash, you can see a bunch of screaming alphas come running out of the wreckage."

by Dr. Twisted August 30, 2004

screaming harry

When one does a massive SHIT and screams in pain

My mate had a screaming Harry after his curry

by Hilly May 18, 2019

bag spreading

When a woman takes up multiple seats, with there bags on public transport.

Look at that girl bag spreading what a scumbag.

by Patriatchy May 10, 2017

The Screaming Gazelle

The act of leaping around your house, completely naked, masturbating and screaming at the same time. This should be performed late at night.

Sister: I woke up to hear screaming last night, turns out my brother was just doing The Screaming Gazelle.
Friend: EWWWWWWWW

by Threshold April 26, 2011

internal screaming

When someone seems to be content and has a normal expression, but in reality they are silently screaming for reasons like boredom, anger, fear, etc.

1. Doing internal screaming can happen when you see something extremely cringeworthy
2. The lesson was so fucking boring that i had to internally scream

by BurritoAmigoTacoTortilla May 4, 2016

meth shredding

A term used to describe the commonly experienced paranoia fueled by methamphetamine use that causes the user to compulsively tear into tiny pieces, by hand, everything they come in contact with.

I had eaten a Twinkie and therefore relied upon my meth shredding habit to eliminate all possible evidence of this pathetic and unhealthful event knowing that my dietary activity could at some point become the subject of a full-blown FBI investigation.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019