Shartled

to surprise ones self with a shart rather than a fart

Hannah tried to fart but was immediately shartled by the mess in her pants

by Alj0928 December 6, 2018

Shrastle

A fight where two or more individuals engage in hand-to-hand combat with hairbrushes.

"Roight, so last night eh? Got inna bit of a shrastle with Margaret. Cunt 'ad it comin'."

by Supreme Gunk Dunker 99 January 17, 2020

Strottledire

A oval bowl-shaped carriage that is a cross between a baby's stroller and a cradle, which is used just as a stroller with handles to hold the carriage and push the wheels forward. The name, "Strottledire", is also a way to describe the bell sounds of the lullaby that plays when the stroller is moving, similar to a children's rocking chair toy that plays a lullaby with bells from the mechanics of the clockwork in a small box, much like the insides of a music box, or a jack-in-the-box toy.

The baby's mother is pushing him in the strottledire carriage while singing along to the lullaby that plays in it to calm the baby.

by Lueriva Fetheroviu December 7, 2022

Shrafted

Similar to the Texas Hotplate. This version is usually done as a hazing ritual. Whereas the hazee lays on his back under a short glass table or other transparent surface (ie. plastic tarp). The hazers then in turn deficate onto the hazees face.

Pledge Gary was shrafted into Lamda Lamda Lamda last week.

by r0d October 24, 2005

shittledinks

a smooth alternative for the words shit, shucks, damn, bummer, rats and "oh c'mon".

You go to taco bell and the drive-thru line is four miles long and slow-moving:

"Aw shittledinks!"

by jcspiggle August 25, 2005

Shatted

Owned. The word you utter when you've just been completely rocked.

The word is basically a mix of Shattered & Shitted, meaning you've been shot down or beaten, or just plain fucked over.

The example will help more.

Random Dude: Holy Fuck! My house just burnt down, and i lost my wife and kids in it! Oh my god my life is shitty! i just lost my job and car, and now my house and family!

Bettsy: Shatted....

or

B Rad: *Playing Battlefield 2* Fuck! i was seconds from locking on that F-18 and some fucker brought me down with an AAV
Dugong: Shatted...

by Bettsy@Tnnm September 8, 2007

Strattle

A wildcard verb, can be used to mean almost anything. Can add an air of mystery or spice to a sentence.

Adam was strattling Madeline.
I'm gonna go strattle me some McDonalds.
You were so drunk you strattled the cat in front of everyone.

by madianne23 February 11, 2012