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Baby shower 

A rare natural phenomenon where there will start raining babies. This is due to the water/baby ratio in the baby being very high, due to the fact that the 'baby' part is so small. The babies will evaporate, and then, when cold enough, condense. When this happens, it's important to stay inside, or at least wear a special umbrella made of steel.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD"
"Wait, is that Meghan's kid?"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT"
"Y'all, chill, it's only a baby shower"
Baby shower by POTUS Official January 28, 2022

Baby Shower 

A sexual maneuver. This can only be achieved when fornicating with a single mom. If during coital rythms the child happens to enter the room unexpectedly one would quickly cease intercourse to ejaculate firmly on said child.

baby shower.
So I was bangin' Lucy the other night, you know the milf...so her kid walks in, asks for a glass of milk...I filled for him.

Baby shower high five!
Baby Shower by Rick Tickets October 25, 2009

Baby shower 

When you pull out and cum on her head
"omg girl, so jack and i were fucking and he was about to get off inside me. Instead, he pulled out and shot his wad in my hair!"

"Eeew so he gave you a baby shower?!"

Baby Shower 

In spite, bang out a load into a lady's luffa before it's use
Bitch drank my last beer! I see a baby shower in her future.
Baby Shower by Rwgnstein January 20, 2017

Baby Shower 

When the mother makes a significant day to recognize the birth of a baby; so gracious and beautiful. Her girl friends gossip about hunks, eat some yummy food, and play a variety of games. All while the father is out surfing gaming or getting twisted with his bros.
"Her baby shower was so amazing"
Baby Shower by Mr Sophic April 22, 2018

baby shower 

the act of ejaculating on your partners hair, then they proceed to rub it in like shampoo
That dude Bailey gave Lexi the baby shower, after the movie
baby shower by babyshower69 May 29, 2022