I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

The Shit/Shower ratio

An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.

"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"

by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023

Sperm Shovel

When a chick let's a load drip out on her cupped palm and then shoves it back in any of her 3 holes.

Yeah bro, your auntie really kept the bachelor party going with that sperm shovel maneuver.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Shovel Gang

A global community of shovel enthusiasts that enjoy digging up dirty beats, bonsai farming, plowing snow, building tiny sand castles, and anything else you can do with a shovel. Known for a life style of large chains and tiny shovels. Shovels up, hoes down.

I really dig the shovel gang. every day i'm shovelin'

by theshovelgang March 8, 2019

Passion Shower

The libido and penis dimensions required to penetrate her standing up in the shower. With sufficient length this passion requires only rocking up on one's toes and back to flat foot. With sufficient girth she'll tolerate the desire for position creativity.

Refreshed rigor and vitality especially with rapid refractory to resume penetration after many other locations in the post coitus shower .

Get your tickets to ride. The Passion Shower will be boarding you soon.

by PassionTrain August 29, 2012

shove it sideways

A rather rude retort; the insinuation being that the intended audience of this request shove an object of questionable safety & hygiene sideways up their bum.

Teacher to pupil: "Chloe, i hear you flapping your busy little gums back there. Since you're currently receiving a "D" in this class, i'd think you - OF ALL PEOPLE!- would pay attention".
Chloe to teacher: "Shove it sideways, ya old bag!"
Teacher: "Whaaaaa!!?!"

by wavyg July 17, 2014

it stings in the shower

“It stings in the shower” refers to mental health and thoughts that you may have pushed away become more vivid in the shower, and clearer to remember. It also referrers to the fact that depression can be stronger in the shower, and that self-harm provoking words will “sting”.

Another interpretation is that if you have recently self-harmed (cut yourself) the shower water may sting it. That is also what it could mean.

Teacher: “Lola, are you alright.. You seem down lately”

Lola: “It stings in the shower”

by urbanexamples October 22, 2020