Throw A short person day 

november is a day made for people to throw short people. you qualify as short if you are 5’4 and under. good luck soldiers

“it’s november 16th, come here for a second”
“why”
“happy Throw A short person day”
“oh”
“yeet”

Throw A short person day by steamsteambox June 9, 2021

National eat a short person 

February 2nd is the day that you can eat a short person anyone who is short RUN!!

*eats cutely*

Friend:*in stomach voice* WTF

Me:I can finally eat you now
Me: It’s national eat a short person day

National eat a short person by SmeggsySponge274682 December 21, 2020

National abuse a short person day 

The day where a person can *abuse a short person* *without permission*

It allows any type of abuse.

13 June, National abuse a short person day

National abuse a short person day by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020

Very short person 

James is a batty boi who like balsamic vinegar and bread

Batty boi is thy very short person

Very short person by K7_alrowe42 September 27, 2020

National Kiss a Short Person Day

On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.

Good thing it's National Kiss a Short Person Day

National Kiss a Short Person Day by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018

National bully a short person day 

This holiday falls on august 24. You can bully anyone under 5’4.

Tim:I bullied Sierra

Bella:why?
Tim:because it’s national bully a short person day

National bully a short person day by Ihavekidsinmybasement101 December 19, 2020

National hug A short person day 

National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.

Harry: hey I'm below the average height *hugs you*
National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.

National hug A short person day by Oogashaka0w0 October 27, 2021