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Throw A Short Person Day

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.
Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock
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Throw a short person day

Hey, it’s throw a short person day! C‘Mere!
by Uhhhh_idk- November 9, 2023
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Short person

lucy like just my friend lucy
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National bully a short person day

This holiday falls on august 24. You can bully anyone under 5’4.
Tim:I bullied Sierra

Bella:why?
Tim:because it’s national bully a short person day
by Ihavekidsinmybasement101 December 19, 2020
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Very short person

James is a batty boi who like balsamic vinegar and bread
by K7_alrowe42 September 27, 2020
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National hug A short person day

National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.
Harry: hey I'm below the average height *hugs you*
National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.
by Oogashaka0w0 October 27, 2021
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