shwoofty

an adjective that means something is extremely messy or windblown

example:

*Jan comes in the door*

guy #1 "Whoa, Jans hair is all shwoofty today!"

guy #2 *shakes head*

guy #2 "Bummer."

by Mindyscenekid October 23, 2006

shooty doots

A sudden expression of surprise, shock , or sheer frustration.

This phrase is typically used by grandmothers and vietnam vets .

Gas is 10 cents more expensive here ?! Shooty doots !

Or, "Shooty doots! Charlie bout broke through the wire! "

Or, " Earl got his first man boner in over a decade last night, shooty doots my old vigina is sore !"

by john stone22 July 27, 2010

shoofly

Police officer's slang for Internal Affairs or an officer working for the Internal Affairs department within a Police department.

Take that envelope in public and you'll have Shooflys all over you.

by OneOhEight July 7, 2021

shooty-shoot

semen, cum, man sauce.

"Pineapple juice baby... makes a man's shooty-shoot taste infinitey sweeter.

by br0cakes December 14, 2007

shooty

Adjective.

1. Making extensive use of firearms.

2. Having a pronounced affinity for firearms.

3. Being proficient in the use of firearms.

1. AR-15, check! Beretta, check! Ma Deuce, check! Vulcan, check! I am several different kinds of shooty!

2. I like guns, I like guns, I like guns, guns, guns... I am shooty!

3. I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back home! They're not much bigger than two meters! I am shooty!

by Mike December 7, 2006

booty in the shooty

inserting your finger into your butt

Jordan teased Brittany when she caught her doing booty in the shooty and snifing her fingers.

by stinkyjordan April 2, 2007

mr. no shoes and the shooty shooty bang bang christmas

the best thing ever to dawn to man

timmy:dude you wanna watch mr. no shoes and the shooty shooty bang bang christmas
jimmy:hell yea

by raybeez February 11, 2022