Montana shoeshine 

Stepping in a pile of cow shit.

"What the hell stinks so bad?" "Oh, I took a shortcut home through the pasture and accidentally got a Montana shoeshine."

Montana shoeshine by LimpDiskette April 7, 2008

Shoeshine music

A nickname for soul, funk and blues music, the term was coined by Richie Blackmore, when refusing to record music written by Glenn Hughes and David Coverdale in the Deep Purple MKIII lineup.

"He announced he was leaving prior to the tour, because he didn't want to play any of this "shoeshine music" he called it, that I wrote, and David wrote"

Shoeshine music by 3eyed March 14, 2009

Akron Shoeshine 

An Akron Shoeshine is when stick your foot in a girls ass, then immediately shove it in her mouth.

You know that girl Sharonda from the other building? I gave her an Akron Shoeshine, and she gagged for an hour!

Akron Shoeshine by FireIslanders August 15, 2006

Reverse shoeshine 

Putting your penis in between a girl's ass and moving back and forward. Typically used if a girl's breasts are too small to do a shoeshine.

My girlfriend offered a shoeshine but her tits were too small. She had a nice booty though so I got a reverse shoeshine instead.

Reverse shoeshine by The Firezombie August 20, 2009

shoeshine 

n. - A member of the FBI or a similar plainclothes investigator for law enforcement, referring to their dress code requiring shoes to be highly polished.

Terry feared that if he kept downloading movies, the shoeshine would catch up with him.

(See also the first chapter of Tom Wolfe's "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test," titled "Black Shiny FBI Shoes," and Simon & Garfunkel's song "Keep the Customer Satisfied," whose narrator sings that he is "one step away from the shoeshine, two steps away from the county line.")

shoeshine by Thus Blogged Anderson November 12, 2012

Tijuana Shoeshine 

The act of defecating on someone's feet and then demanding payment, in pesos, for the service.

I gave my college president a Tijuana Shoeshine, but she didn't pay up.

Tijuana Shoeshine by pizzafucker13 April 17, 2009

shoeshine 

To show out in front of other people to make yourself look superior

Person A says: I aint appreciate you slammin my door,

Person B says: Oh my fault, I was upset at cha boy,

Person A says: Don't let it happen again

Person B says ( to himself or others) Folk she just tryna shoeshine.

shoeshine by S'cence 04-03-04 April 2, 2004