Shooty Arse

A pain in your anus so painful that you think you are dead for the couple of seconds that it lasts for

Mate! I thought i had actually died at work today! I got shooty arse sat at my desk, I made a loud yelp!

by Jacksie09 July 4, 2015

Shooty Hoops

An alternate form of basketball, commonly used by matronly elders.

You see Billy this is exactly why you ain't goin' to go play no Shooty Hoops wif' yo' friends tommorow.

by Bobsquad3 November 1, 2009

dick-shooty

Part of Speech: Adjective
When one desires to shoot their dick off due to emotional turbulence. This follows the notion that the only proper healthy response to emotional pain is physical pain of great magnitude.

"Fuck I lost my vape, I'm gonna shoot my dick off. I'm feeling dick-shooty."

by Danny The Smart October 27, 2022

Hotty gets the Shotty

A phrase used, either ironically or seriously, to reserve the front passenger (a.k.a. shotgun) seat of a vehicle for yourself, under the pretense that you deserve to ride shotgun because of your good looks. Girls are more likely to say this than guys, but either sex can use it.

Sean: "Shotgun!"

Erin: "Nope, hotty gets the shotty!"

Sean: "WTF? Whatever, but I pick what we listen to."

Brigette: "ROFL you guys, just get in the car!"

by Ranbuknarlakingston November 27, 2011

Drop a Shorty

The act of taking a large bowel movement, or the description of defecating.

Guy 1-"Why are you running to the bathroom bro?"

Guy 2-"Because I gotta Drop a shorty!"

by StillBlazin10 April 17, 2011

shotty not

what you say when you don't want to do something. and in doing so, you must touch your nose. whoever's last, loses, and has to do the bitch work.

"someone should probably get up and change the channel, since no one can find the remote."

"shotty not!" ::puts finger on nose::

by ilikeskittles2 January 13, 2008

lil' shooty

lil' shooty is a bad ass mo fo from Dirty Money Island. Aint afraid to give no one a Des Moines Diaper OR a Superman. IF you ever shooted at lil' shooty, you aint readin this cuz lil' shooty shooted you, dawg!

Rap Lyrics by lil'shooty:"Better not be talkin that smack, lil'shooty pop a cap in yo ass"

li'shooty:"Yeah, I gave that bi*ch a superman, and then I diapered her ass Des Moines style, yo!"
you:"did she like it?"
lil shooty: "dunno, she shooted at me so...."
you: Oh, lil' shooty!

by miss*teary*o*so December 31, 2010