shnurry

Of or relating to Arielle; i.e. something crappy or otherwise TERRIBLE.

Dude, what's that smell? OH! Put your shoes back on! That's shnurry.

by Angier October 22, 2006

for shurtzle my nurtzle

Jewish for "fo shizzle my nizzle"

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Shnortin

one with an enlongated face

Why the long face Shnortin?

by Stuart Armstrong August 18, 2006

shurtleneck

A shirt or sweater with a short, close-fitting, collar. Unlike your traditional turtleneck, the collar is not long enough to bunch or be turned over.

In an effort to blend the cool austerity of the turtleneck with the chic functionality of the basic shirt, Carly decided to wear a shurtleneck to work today.

by scader girl June 3, 2015

Shnart Attack

Not to be confused with shark attack

Shnart attack is a complex combination of shit, fart, sneeze, and heart attack. Similarly to a shart they are all combined because they happen simultaneously or because of each other.
One sneezes and the resulting abdominal pressure leads to a powerful fart that quickly is recognised as a shart, the pure terror of which triggers cardiac arrest.

Chill, just because you failed the final is no reason to have a shnart attack.

Didn't you hear? Jerry has been in the hospital for a week after he had a shnart attack.

by ShadoOfLight December 11, 2019

piss shnart

When you sneeze so hard you pee yourself and shit yourself.

(Pre-tense) piss shnart
(Present-tense) piss shnart
(Post -tense) piss shnarted

Person one: "achoo! Pfffffft! Oh no"
Person two: "Fuck dude, you ok?"
Person one: "no, I just piss shnarted "

by TheAtomicToaster July 6, 2017

snurt

When the snurgle arises from it's slumber it can be named the "Snurt Snurgle". As it is in it's most 'alurt' state of mind and body.

Beware the Snurgle is especially Snurt today.

by hozzy January 10, 2009