"She was riding me reverse cowboy and got so aroused that she sheefed all over my chest & face!"
"Omg, I sheefed on Billy last night! It stunk so bad!"
"I was eating her pussy & when I stopped to catch my breath, she blew a humungous sheef right in my mouth. I think she had a ham sandwich for lunch."
"Omg, I sheefed on Billy last night! It stunk so bad!"
"I was eating her pussy & when I stopped to catch my breath, she blew a humungous sheef right in my mouth. I think she had a ham sandwich for lunch."
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by kitkatkatie October 9, 2016
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It was derived from the Miller family traditions so that when a girl and boy like each other very much they would go and engage in sexual intercourse in the wheat fields so that their parents couldn't find them. So when people asked where they were going they would respond using the code word wheat sheef.
This was first established in the 1800s when Dusty Millers daughter Michelle Lyndsay Miller was at the age of 16 and was fancying a big time kanoodle with Master Billy Baker. As Michelle and Billy were running like the wind to the wheat field they bumped into her best friend Miss Anna Warburton, and the conv went as follows:
"weeeeeeeeeeeee ye olde flangeeeaty where are you to popping off to"
"erm me and Billy were just off wheat sheefing flangeat"
"ooooooo ;) no probs see u later"
And right then and there an easy anti cock block expression was formed.
It was derived from the Miller family traditions so that when a girl and boy like each other very much they would go and engage in sexual intercourse in the wheat fields so that their parents couldn't find them. So when people asked where they were going they would respond using the code word wheat sheef.
This was first established in the 1800s when Dusty Millers daughter Michelle Lyndsay Miller was at the age of 16 and was fancying a big time kanoodle with Master Billy Baker. As Michelle and Billy were running like the wind to the wheat field they bumped into her best friend Miss Anna Warburton, and the conv went as follows:
"weeeeeeeeeeeee ye olde flangeeeaty where are you to popping off to"
"erm me and Billy were just off wheat sheefing flangeat"
"ooooooo ;) no probs see u later"
And right then and there an easy anti cock block expression was formed.
Your banging getting your booty pounded and your best friend calls you cell phone... you answer (cock in vag) and say the 2 vital words "wheat sheef" and hang up, she gets the picture the guy has no idea what your on about u could use one of many excuses if he does question your wheat sheefing (a.k.a wheefing):
... it was a cross word answer
... private joke
... what flour to use in a seedy batch loaf
chances are he is to occpied to notice any way x
... it was a cross word answer
... private joke
... what flour to use in a seedy batch loaf
chances are he is to occpied to notice any way x
by flangeatey June 1, 2011
Get the Wheat Sheef mug.1. Verb. To Shneer: To "have the craic" or mess, but with intent which could be considered anywhere from mischievous to malicious.
2. Noun. eg "To have the shneer" The act of shneering is known as "the shneer"
2. Noun. eg "To have the shneer" The act of shneering is known as "the shneer"
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Oh, we went out on the shneer.
Person 1: Yeah? What did you do?
Person 2: We egged some drunk people, drew a uterus on a lamppost and yelled abuse at ZamZams.
Person 2: Oh, we went out on the shneer.
Person 1: Yeah? What did you do?
Person 2: We egged some drunk people, drew a uterus on a lamppost and yelled abuse at ZamZams.
by CianBreathnach November 6, 2011
Get the Shneer mug.Noun: Furry slang for a sheath, the tube of skin around a male's penis in many animals. Typically used in homoerotic furry roleplay or stories.
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