Shag Palace

A group of well hung boys with humongous horse cocks who shag a bunch of women. (group)
Can also be used to reference an area where these boys hang out, typically benches or a house. (place)

1. OMG, they are Shag Palace they have such big dicks
2. I heard they call this place shag palace, we best stay clear from this hangout, I've heard a lot of chads have massive orgies here.

by shag palace loyal member 1 June 26, 2020

Shag mile

While the distance travelled by light in a year (a "light year") is a significant measurement, there is one that has greater relevance to most of us: the "shag mile".

The shag mile (noun) is the distance one is prepared to travel in order to have sex.

Imagined SMS exchange*:

A: I am quite enamoured with you.

B: I feel rather passionately disposed towards you.

A: If only...

B: ...we weren't so many shag miles apart?

A: Yes, but it's a measure of my deep-seated lust for you that I will travel around 150 shag miles to see you.

B: I'll be waiting on the bed with my kit off.

*The real exchange would be considerably fruitier than this

by Roo October 6, 2013

Shag and Brag

To have sex and bring it up constantly

Yo, so this girl was suckin my le- Dude shut the fuck and don't shag and brag

by vdbdtgbhrt June 23, 2016

shag pad

(coloquialosm ) the place where you might have sex; another way of saying your house, home, apartment, etc; place of living.

You want to come check out my new shag pad?
Lets head over to my shag pad for some drinks.

by blooeyez July 4, 2008

The Mexican Hat Shag

To perform sexual intercourse in time with the Mexican Hat Dance song and finish with the word olé.

So I did "The Mexican Hat Shag" last night it lasted 30 seconds and ended with olé she wasn't impressed.

by TheJizzla February 11, 2009

Shag Alley

The road where couples meet before/during/after school.

Also a term for where smokers smoke.

"Meet me on shag"

"Alright"

"Where are you?"
"Shag alley"

by Tom Dick Harry and John too May 17, 2013

schnagling

An art similar to cock blocking. Where as cock blocking is in front view of the victim, Schangling is somewhat more devious. To sneak over to a girl in a bar or club when the person who was chatting her up,is on a short term absence " smoking , toilet or at the bar". Schangling is an act of espionage carried out from a distance, carried out only at the right time.

How did you get on with that girl Paul? "No good, she was talking to him when I got back from the toilet, he must of been Schnagling me"

by HKO15 June 15, 2017