shmeges

a word created by an amazing person shmegey caroline used to replace any special word of choice 😼😼

“oh my shmeges.” “that’s a lot of shmeges.” “such a cute shmeges.”

by shmegeyweeshmonkey December 25, 2020

shmekelpuss

A woman subject to small penises on frequent occasions.

Keshiki often finds herself in bed with a man with a small penis, that is why we refer to her as a shmekelpuss.

by Soupton December 28, 2005

Shmegularr

God’s Noble Disciples. Led by High Priestess Jude 🙏🏼

“bro are you a Glinker??”
“nah fuck Glinkers imma Shmegularr

by GarbleFunk May 9, 2022

shmeggle

The act of having anal sex with one's mom and becoming your step dad in one swift motion.

person 1: Yo Alec wants to shmeggle into my family
person 2: damn bro that sucks

by shmeggle 4 fun July 7, 2011

shmegal

being ugly or too be in an ugly mood

her face is so shmegal

by bic boi August 17, 2010

shmeegle

a name given to those whom one cares about. usually said when a person does not respond to their actual name.

holly: hannah look at this, its so radical!!!
hannah: ::silence::
holly: SHMEEGLE look at this its SO RADDDICALL!!
hannah: WOAH YEAH IT IS!

by Shmeeeeeegle May 7, 2007

shmekeldorfed

to be outwitted, hoaxed or duped in ant way by a sole (one) con man

"Hey that guy in the trenchcoat gave me fony insururance" this man was shmekeldorfed

by Sam (salimoulion) K. March 30, 2005