shlopper-shmearer

an asshole that shlops or shmears paint,stain or other liquids.Typically uneducated or too stupid to perform other forms of employment(one who usually has brain damage from breathing toxic fumes for prolonged periods).

Honey, can we paint the dining room?Yes dear, Ill hire a "shlopper-shmearer"asap.

by Why I Outta April 7, 2013

Pooh'sHmear

"When one preps one's hair and attempts to 'lock it down' with Alberto VO5 hairspray to ensure no F'uups on grade school, highschool, corporate picture day; unfortunately unaware that mother nature or the universe *Pooh'sHmeared one's hair out of form along top of forehead without one's self realizing the impromptu pooh'SHmear modification & too late to remediate before the camera picture bulb flashes & solidifies the "pooh'SHmear-look" in the analog(s) of history permanently.

Nice pooh'SHmear Bud...
Whatcha mean Bro(?)...
C'mon Bud, are you serious(?)..
Didn't you notice during smoke break outside the wind Effed with your hairspray & left you a noggin laden pooh'SHmear.
Golly Bud.

by The Real Brian McHale November 29, 2022

dab n’ shmear

The art of ejaculating semen on your partner’s body, then using the dick as a paint brush to shmear said semen in a potential artistic fashion. Traditionally on their face.

(Partner speaking) Tonight, when we get home, I want you to dab n’ shmear my face.

by eck07 November 21, 2018