Shlumped

Shlumped means that you are lazy or sleepy or in the long yard have done tons of drugs

sleepy Dude..I was so shlumped last night .
high you are so shlumped

by Goth.boi July 13, 2018

Shlumping

almost as gay as fistpumping

BRO! My neck is so sore from shlumping it so hard at that dubstep rave last night

by Shlumperstilzken April 11, 2010

shlumped

To get really wasted off alcohol

Nah i got shlumped yesterday

by Likestogetcrunk June 3, 2011

shlumped

when you’re high and are just chillin and looking shlumped as fuck, or when you’re high is wearing off but you’re still high as fuck.

“Damn bruh you look shlumped lmao”
“i just shmoked like an hour ago💀”
“shiiiii lmaooo”

by Goats_r_gr8 May 7, 2018

Shlump

Acting like an idiot for know reason when someone is pissing you off

ME: Why are you getting so mad?
Anthony: Cause you're pissing me off
ME: You're acting like a shlump

by Antm314IsACrag July 12, 2018

Shlump bucket

A cosmetically impaired vehicle with over 200,000 miles that barely runs and has subwoofers with enough bass to rattle off the pictures of houses it passes by.

Lets go set off some car alarms at the mall with my shlump bucket.

by uoy era ohw November 29, 2009

Shlump Dump

A Shlump Dump is a massive shit someone takes after a drinking a load liquor.

“Man I just took a massive Shlump Dump”
“I feel the Shlump Dump coming”

by Zemeckas August 6, 2020