Mount Shitmore

When you take such a bad shit, that the pile of turdsl forms above the water level, !iterally firming a mountain!

I hadn't shit in a couple of days, but when I finally did, it made a huge mountain. I christened it Mount Shitmore!

by LonePooper November 3, 2018

Shitmonster

A shit that is so massive and repulsive that there is no possible hopes of flushing it, so it ends up brewing in the toilet for days on end. The longer the shitmonster brews the stronger it grows. A key ingredient to the shitmonster is piss that has accumulated from other roomates over the days. The shitmonster eventually reaches a stage when no one can tolerate the shitmonster and the room unites to once and for all defeat the dreaded shitmonster by going on a quest to unclog the toilet. It is imperative that the creator of the shitmonster extols the final blow and slays the shitmonster.

Originally discovered at the George Washington University, the worlds first shitmonster haunted a certain group of young men for weeks. It is unknown if it is the first actual shitmonster or the first recorded. WARNING: Some shit monsters may result in death, delusions, loss of smell sight and taste and all basic motor functions.

I can't be too sure guys, but I may have just layed a shitmonster in the toilet.

by ShitSlayer February 26, 2011

shimout

its a horrible disease, shit - of - the - mouth, puking shit out of the mouth

my uncle jonny has a terrible case of the old shimout

by thelma-is-a-bitchbag. November 12, 2010

shizno

(Also Shisno) Is a word used by the character Gary from Red vs Blue. It is the excrement of the defecation of a foul-smelling animal. It is also an insult (i think) for the human race.

Gary: Andy and I are not on speaking terms right now. He is kind of jerk.
Andy: Im not the jerk, your the jerk, jerk.
Gary: That was kind of rude.
Andy: Ah shut up you shizno!

yes i copy-pasted the example done by sam, wanna fight about it?

by WhyDoYouCareWhatMyNameIs??? May 31, 2007

Shizm

A mixture of shit and Jizz often slurped up during a felching session.

Fetch my felching straw , there's some fresh shizm to slurp.

by oddballed January 23, 2010

Shimon

That cute Asian guy you met by chance who seemed so sweet and shy. Further along, he's got a huge dick and is ridiculously good in bed. Brace yourself for an exciting sex life.

Girl: Man, I wish I didn't break up with Shimon. My new boyfriend has a shitty personality and is horrible in bed.

Girl 2: I'm so lucky for dating Shimon. My dad thinks he's awesome and smart. He's a real sweetheart on the streets but is a monster under the sheets.

by MyBiasIs_ April 18, 2019

shiznottle

The misspelling of "shiznoodle". Meaning, extreme respect and coolness. Shiznottle is also an expression used in the ghettos of San Francisco, Bay Area.

"Uhhh, that's off the shiznottle!"

by Ian Schoen January 8, 2005