shittypookaka

Disappointing results, upsetting news, life’s just like that

I couldn’t find what I was looking for... shittypookaka
I’m sorry your dog just died.. well that’s shittypookaka

by Remmi December 31, 2019

shittylog

When you take a shit and it all comes out in one big strand. Often looks like a log. It may also be tought to get it down the little hole in the bottom of the toilet.
WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH IT!

Hey willie, check out that "shittylog"

by Mic August 5, 2004

Shitbooking

The process of checking one's Facebook whilst on the toilet. A modern phenomenon, due to the ease of smart phones. Closely related to Pissbooking (by about ten centimetres).

After that dodgy curry, I knew I was in for a big one. So I decided to do some Shitbooking.

-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"

by pubic_clabs June 13, 2013

shittybritching

Irrational sometimes unexplainable behavior by menopausal women

Man she was Shittybritching so bad we all left

by Cypressdude June 5, 2018

Shiftymoose

-a large deer like animal that sells intoxicating substances to small children.

-an asshat that trolls internet forums

My child stole my money to buy marujuana from that Shiftymoose.

dude why do you have to act like a shiftymoose while posting on my thread?

by John..... August 23, 2006

shittooed

To get unbelievably drunk.

"Dude, we went out the other night, and Ben drank like 10 tequila shots and got totally shittooed"

by Jenna Mitchell July 3, 2008

shittystomp

When one steps in dog excrement and has cleaned most of it off, there is often an excrement-residue stomp to remove the last particles.

Dude, you totally shittystomped that building! I can still see the print!

by sonofsparta January 30, 2009