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shittown

A town that is economically depressed, where there is nothing to do, where the adults are deranged or stupid, and the businesses and institutions are dysfunctional.
I need to pull myself together and get out of this shittown for good.
by cazort September 15, 2003
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Shitcoiner

A person suffering from a mental disorder which makes them believe any "cryptocurrency" other than bitcoin is actually a useful contribution to humanity (and not a complete scam). Although often indistinguishable in behavior, there is not a complete overlap between shitcoiners, pump-and-dump scammers, and ignorant herd-mentality technobabble worshippers, however most experts estimate a direct link in 99.9% of cases.
"Don't mind Vitalik over there, even he's confused, after all he's just a shitcoiner."
"Can you believe Angelo actually bought some stupid internet token with a dog on it?! what a shitcoiner!!!"

"Wow, I can't believe Satoshi Nakamoto had such a deep understanding of the past decades of research in computer science, cryptography, money, personal liberty and so much more in order to develop and offer the world such an amazing tool like bitcoin... A shitcoiner would've thrown a few lines of javascript together with a big marketing campaign of influencers paid through a 70% premine and called it a day"
by ElizabethHomes.eth August 15, 2021
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ShitMonger

One who mongs in shit, who is surrounded by shit, and possibly they are shit too.
My good sir, you are a ShitMonger.
by Markle February 26, 2003
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shitcone

The area of potential projection of faeces originating from the point of exit (anus) encapsulating all possible directions in which fecal matter may be found after defecation.
Timmys shitcone failed to reside entirely inside the basin.
by dukerattlehead March 11, 2008
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Shitcannery

Up to no good; cloak and dagger; stupidity displayed with a hint of shenanigan
The shitcannery was lessened with the departure of the teenagers from the house.
by Drunkmom May 17, 2018
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Shitternet

Wifi that sucks ass and makes ur ft disconnect and makes u lose ur shit(ternet)
will:u have massive shitternet
grace:wtf

will:shitternet;horrible wifi
by loserssss June 12, 2018
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Alaskan shitcone

When a man shits it in two ice cream cones and shoves one up his boyfriends ass and another one in his mouth.
Matt: dude you should totally give me a Alaskan shitcone!
by Gabby k March 9, 2015
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