I will shit your pants

'I will shit your pants', or variantly, 'I will piss your pants' is generalized, undefined threat, and is used in conversation.

If you tell me the earth is flat one more time, I will shit your pants.

by Omniv0r March 10, 2022

I shit my pants

They saying you say when you just shit your pants. The term can also be used as, "I just shit my pants".

Jerry: Hey Thom!
Thom: I shit my pants.

by Idon'tknowanymore July 3, 2020

Don't shit your pants

An extremely fun, challenging, survival horror game where you attempt the impossible... to not shit your pants!

Don't shit your pants is an excellent trainer for a toddler.

by white brown March 28, 2011

I shit 'em pants

A style of dress universally characterized by hipsters and homies. It is typified by the wearing jeans or jogging bottoms with a excessively dangling crotch (usually worn about knee-level).

The effect is to give the impression of self-defecation of ones trousers. Hence, I shit 'em (pants).

Homie is looking tres cool today in his I shit 'em pants.

by simonx4 August 12, 2006

who shit my pants

You bruh.

“Who shit my pants”, said Timmy
“It was me all along, I shit your pants Timmy”.

by Rufflesright July 7, 2023

Shit your pants day

The day you make fun of that one kid that shat their pants.

Person 1: hey remember that day you shit your pants? Well today is shit your pants day. It’s your day.

Person 2: wtf

by Yabitchestyrone May 27, 2018

Shit your pants dirty

Let’s not mistake this for a shart. This is a full on massacre in your pants. The doodie can’t be contained and not only drips out of your underwear but covers your legs.

Yo pal, what happened to Smiley last night? Oh dude he had to leave early because he had a shit your pants dirty incident

by Koknballz December 20, 2020