shit faced cock master

someone who is an ugly person, and also likes to suck the cock, usually really good at it, making them a master!

aw, man, ur such a shit faced cock master!

by Iworshiprodneymullen August 17, 2003

fucking shit cock

1. Often said when there is nothing better to say
2. Used to express feelings of Anger, Bitterness, Total excitement, awesomeness, loneliness, sickness, and acts of violent aggression
3. Sean's motto

1. "Fucking shit cock! where the hell are my shoes?"
2. "Dude the Cubs lost again! Fucking shit cock! I knew they would."
3. "How are you feeling today, Sean?" "FUCKING SHIT COCK!"
4. "Billy wants to go to Grinell" "FUCKING SHIT COCK!"
5. "Fucking shit cock, I am lonely"
6. "Fucking shit cock"

by sean mennecke December 11, 2007

shit faced cock sucker

The fucking homo hoo made telitubies.

The homo hoo made telitucies was a shit faced cock sucker thats berore i kicked his ass and screwed hos mom!

by Boobie Shervakaklakaka April 28, 2005

shit-cock wasted

Spectacularly, mind-bogglingly, awe-inspiringly drunk. Far beyond drunk, blitzed, wasted, or cocked, you are now pushing the very limits of man's capacity for alcohol consumption.

"Yo man, my head really hurts. What the hell happened last night?"

"Dude, you were shit-cock wasted."

by DreamingSpires August 23, 2004

shit cock and balls

a phrase for one who is angered

when you drop you beer you shout SHIT COCK AND BALLS

by Joe Jerry Lewis Quagmire December 9, 2008

shit cock fuck

A term that is used when describing some ho.
Or you just have trashy luck, and have Touretts syndrome.

me-"You see that girl in the red?"
friend- "Yeah"
me- "she is a stupid SHIT COCK FUCK!"

Or for the touretts..
Cashier- "here's yo changee"
touretts guy-"uh thankkk.. SHIT COCK FUCK"

by DUNDUN128128 July 20, 2010

Asshole shit cock

When your friend does something stupid you say asshole shit cock

your such an asshole shit cock

by Poopy Whoopy March 20, 2023