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Shiternet

When you have a shitty internet connection. Mostly occurs at Lycoming college.
-Dude why is youtube not loading? I wanna show you this video.

- Sorry man we have shiternet here at school. Sucks...
by metalmilitia1 January 12, 2010
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Shitternet

Wifi that sucks ass and makes ur ft disconnect and makes u lose ur shit(ternet)
will:u have massive shitternet
grace:wtf

will:shitternet;horrible wifi
by loserssss June 12, 2018
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Shinternet

Shit-Internet - Having shit internet being shortened to shinternet
AHAHA WILLMATTY HAS SHINTERNET
by Willmatty3 July 23, 2017
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shitternet

The name that the World Wide Web adopts once you begin browsing it while sitting on the toilet.
I was in the middle of an intense flame war, and I really had to shit. I grabbed my laptop, headed to the bathroom, and continued the flame war while on the shitternet.
by Bozzltov January 18, 2009
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Shiternity

1. turd grid-lock 2. a loitering turd 3. the slow moving passage of a single turd 4.a long lapse of time, as in a public restroom stall that causes those waiting in line to seek another stall
Breaking News ..."Ty-D-Bol has launched a search and rescue mission to find a missing party-goer, last seen venturing into the men's room after complaining about an upset stomach. His pals stated he had been in the bathroom for what seemed like a shiternity and grew concerned when he did not return to the party....."
by TeeJay69 February 24, 2008
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Shitternetting

The act of pooping, while either on a mobile device or laptop
Aaron: I was talking to this girl while shitternetting

Taylor: I always talk to girls when I shitternet.
by TD12 April 3, 2012
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Shitternet

That girl Chloe Ocea Hall has shitternet
by MaxLikesKids123 October 25, 2020
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