SpitFork

When 2 Guys Have 1 Girl Suck One Guys Dick, and Fuck The Other Guy.

Me And Mat Totally Spitforked Anne yesterday!

by Chistfael October 17, 2008

shitoris

The male prostate; the male version of the clitoris

Shitoris was a term coined by a Mr. Adam Carolla

by Bill A May 28, 2006

shitfire

A general exclamation denoting surprise, arousal, discontent, or boredom. It's a buffer word. Earliest film reference is Deliverance, starring uber-fit Burt Reynolds.

Damn, you can play that solo. Shitfire!

That guy just cut me off! SHITFIRE!

Shitfire, I'm bored.

Shitfire, you're sexy.

by Lolita & Herb November 9, 2006

Shithorse

Exclamation of dismay.

Mutton: Hoyt, it's leavin' time. We're twenty minutes late!
Trenchie: Shithorse!

by Smocko November 5, 2004

Shitfoot

When the toilet is clogged and you plunge it down using your foot.

The origin of Shitfoot is when Aria Nafeces brought his shit stained shoe into class and smeared satanic rituals/ naruto jutsus all over the floor. He was soon taken out of the class to wash his shoe in the bathroom, which took copious amounts of times, and the poor chair was taken to maintenance.

Since the fateful shitfoot day of September 4th 2018, it is said that if you plunge your shit clogged toilet three times and say "Shitfoot No Jutsu", you will summon Shitfoot himself to your bathroom. He will then smear shit all over you.

"Have you heard of that Aditya kid? He's pretty stinky. He must have shitfoot."

"Yeah man, that shit stinks like clogged toilets, shitfoot indeed."

by IzanagiPicaro September 5, 2018

shitlord

Amongst other things, an expression used by feminists to mock anyone who doesn't agree with their opinions.

"Hey, look, this man disagrees that men can't get raped!"
"Oh my God, what a shitlord!"

by haiyyu November 28, 2012

shitcork

The plug of solid excrement that is released prior to a bout of horrendous diarrhea, whose sole purpose is seemingly to hold in the liquid feces.

The shitcork is in the toilet,

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003