Shitslapped

High out of your mind, the supposed second evolution of slapped and or clapped (depending on where you are from)
This state of being can only achieved by some straight gas.

I hung out at Ava's yesterday, she had some gas, man. we smoked that shit and i went straight f o o l i s h, I got Shitslapped af.

by Clit Sammich October 24, 2019

shitflaps

The festering labia of unkempt female genatalia.

"Did you go down on her?"
"No, she had shitflaps didn't she?!"

by Rudolph Munchnikker June 6, 2005

shitflake

an insulting term for one you dislike, said by emotional people.
word that creates amusement to people i.e. skybO and flexi SheZ

"go eat shitflakes with secret sauce you fuktard"

by cheriẹ July 18, 2005

Shitfelaphant

(noun) A cross between a Tigermonkey and a Spiderphant. It likes to shit a lot. A FUCKING LOT!

"Hey Horhey, look how much that Shitfelaphant shits!

by leggiopatriot April 25, 2009

Shitlapped

You were so tired/pissed/hung over, that you shat yourself and it went on your lap

"Aww mate I was so Shitlapped last night"

by Klavdiya June 29, 2009

Shitslapped

The state of being completely and utterly wasted. Drunk beyond all belief. A step past shithoused. Many things can happen when one attains the level of shitslapped, such as being that guy, passing out in obscure places or vomiting all over yourself. (more often than not a combination of the three results).

Person 1: "dude i got totally shitslapped the other day and t-bagged my bro because i thought it was the girl who passed out"
Person 2:"dude..., weak."
Person 1: "never again redline and vodka"

by [e-mail] October 21, 2009

ShitFlip

While you proceed to do a flip you shit your pants making it fly out in all directions.

Bro I just did the coolest ShitFlip in the world!!!!

by THEtrafficC0NE September 24, 2020