shitfaced virginity

The act of throwing up for the first time due to alcohol.

Levi: "What do you mean everything tastes like vodka?"
Gy: "Well I lost my shitfaced virginity last night"

by zsdfzf May 9, 2005

shitpile

A pile of feces.

Farley is a steaming shitpile!

by phil March 2, 2003

shanghai shitpile

A rare form of a plop of dogshit. Usually found discarded by the beast after it inadvertantly consumes too much spicy double pork with cabbage and peppers which was left out by its human counterpart after a night of binge drinking and hello kitty themed hooker banging. The incommodious K-9 then empties its irritated insides all over the apartment as follows. The anxious animal will squint its eyes in anguish as it desperatly attempts to expell last nights mistake, but the great, hot pain contorts Fido's dirty furrow in such a way that when he actually squeezes one past, he will rise and reveal a tiny tower of shit that stands up proud under its own strength. This spectacle is repeated throughout the day creating a vista resembleing a beautiful skyline that would rival that of downtown Shanghai. Also, some of the time out of spite towards the tasty but dangerous dish, the anal architect will again search out the left-overs, and shit on a bed of rice creating an even more majestic pseudo-city, what with the contrast in color, and the uncertainty of the foundation. The shit tower can be likened to a pearl, whereas out of one's pain and discomfort comes another's treasure.

Billy: "Dude, let's go to Dave's party tonight".

Peter: "I don't know man, last time we woke up the next morning and I needed a map to get out of that mess of 'shanghai Shitpiles' and ugly hookers.

Billy: "Yeah, but he's gonna have free chinese food like last time too, remember how yummy that was?"

Peter: "Oooh yeah, fuck it, lets go.

by kel the dog August 5, 2010

shitfacedness

a) the state of being said, "shit faced"

"I want to spend a night of shitfacedness with you."

by Good Morning Sunshine April 30, 2008

shitified

1. (adj) A way to describe life when it is totally crap and shit

2. (adj) A way in which to describe an object in general

1. My life is so crap, it's shitified

2. Your car is shitified!!!

by Phil MiHole March 2, 2004

shitfaced hammered drunk

to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.

holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.

by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011

shitfaced

Someone who has had a little to much to drink, or is going to drink till they are fucked up

I'm going to go get shitfaced tonight

by Jebus December 10, 2002